10 Things I Wish I Knew Before Going to Thailand

Sawasdee!is fake.
Did you know that Thai people have four square* Thailand's health care system is considered one
meals a day? That every Thai male is expectedof the best in the world. Don't be afraid to use it,
to become a monk for a short period in his life?if necessary.
And that the world's biggest Chinatown is located* Know that tuk-tuk's will try to overcharge you
in Bangkok? These are just some facts thatat first. Negotiate and settle the price for your
make Thailand an interesting and entertainingride right before hopping in.
destination.* It's good to be up to date on Thailand's current
It's no surprise that Thailand is one of the mostpolitical status. Local politics are unstable and the
visited countries by backpackers and Independentpanorama can change at any moment. It's always
travelers. Everything from the stunning beachesgood to have a plan "B" (another Thai province or
on Southern Islands and beautiful landscapes onbordering country). Just in case...
the North, to the rich culture found all throughout* Wearing sandals/flip-flops most of the time is
the country, lures you into experimenting whatvery convenient. You will be taking them off
this country has to offer. Oh, and lets not forgetconstantly as you visit the temples or sacred
the never-ending wild parties. But as in any otherplaces, and as you hop on and off of the long tail
city, there are some facts you would like toboats.
know before going there to help you understand* The official year in Thailand is 2553 (not 2010).
things, adhere more easily, or just avoid ifSince several decades, the westerner New Year's
possible. So, here are the things I wish I knewday is also a public holiday in Thailand. But the
before going to Thailand...popular New Year's Day for Thai people happens
* The head is considered the most sacred part offrom April 13 to April 15; it is called Songkran. The
the body and the feet the least. Never touchreference point is Lord Buddha's birth 543 before
anyone in the head and never point at anythingJesus Christ. Also, if you manage to be there
with your feet. Both acts are consideredduring this time of the year, you will see and
disrespectful. Also, try doing everything, includingparticipate in the most insane water-fight. Thais
any type of interaction with a local, with yourcelebrate the New Year by throwing water at
right hand (i.e. paying for your food, handingEVERYONE!!
something, waving, etc.). Using the left hand is* Monks are not allowed to beg for money. If
considered disrespectful because Thai people useyou see a monk begging, then it's just someone
it as the bathroom hand. Although they toleratetrying to pass as a monk just to get your
the use of the left hand among tourists. I'm leftmoney.
handed and I had no problem there.* Whenever possible use the Wai - saluting with
* Scammers are all around Bangkok. In fact, it's ayour hands together and bowing slightly - Thai
well developed network that has been around forpeople appreciate when foreigners show interest
decades. Don't buy any type of jewelry that isin their customs.
"promoted" by anyone on the streets, and don't* Bring earplugs. Thailand is a noisy country,
believe in the "one week only sale at hugeespecially Khao San Road in Bangkok. Even though
discounts... ending today" selling phrase. That's theiryou will inevitably spend some nights partying,
way of putting some pressure on you tothere will be other nights where you will just want
convince you into buying jewelry at "exclusive"to have some peace and a good night sleep.
prices. These scams are usually done by tuk-tukAnd just for fun...
drivers and some local aides (and even foreigners)* It's illegal to own a copy of the Movie The King
that catch any unsuspecting tourist by offeringand I. This movie is banned in Thailand (I wonder
some sightseeing "advice". After the "advice" theywhy?!)
offer you an all-day special tuk-tuk ride for 10* Try spelling this!...
Baht (which is true), but after some quickraAyutthayaMahadilokPhop
sightseeing they take you to some jewelry andasathanAmonPhimanAwatan
"fashion" stores where the driver will earn aSathitSakkathattiyaWitsanuKamprasit" Finished?...
commission whether you buy something or not.That's the real name of Bangkok. It's the longest
The stores might look authentic, but the jewelryin the world. Phew!